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Cardinals' Miles Mikolas loses no-hitter in agonizing fashion, gives up hit with two strikes & two outs in ninth inning
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Bernie: Thank goodness that month is over
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So Why Isn't Max Scherzer a Cardinal? - Viva El Birdos
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Alex Reyes - MLB Relief pitcher - News, Stats, Bio and more - The Athletic
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Cardinals' Miles Mikolas' no-hit bid ends one strike shy of history in win vs. Pirates - The Athletic
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Bernie: Sizing Up The Cardinals' Potential Trade Candidates If They Go Into The 'Seller' Mode. - Scoops
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Bernie's Redbird Review: Looking At 'The Pain Factor' In Potential Trade Proposals Considered By The Cardinals. - Scoops
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NWH-1-24-2016 by Shaw Media - Issuu
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Miklasz: There's no man-eating tarp involved but the Cardinals are getting chewed up by injuries - The Athletic
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Miles Mikolas gives up one hit to Pirates
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The Will Leitch Experience — For the last month-and-a-half, over at Cardinals
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Miklasz: Frustration mounts with Cards' lack of power
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Bernie's Redbird Report: Miles Mikolas Returned To Form In 2022, No Matter What The Won-Loss Record Tells You. - Scoops
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Eating a live lizard is the absolute worst way to get the nickname 'Lizard King'